Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, 6 October 2016

SEE! 6 Sets Of Friends We All Had In Secondary School… If You Had Any Friend Then This Post Should Bring Back a Lot Of Hilarious Memories.

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If you schooled in the 80’s and 90’s, then this post should bring back a lot of hilarious memories.
Back then we didn’t consider it funny, but now? We wish we could relive them with the same set of people.
And by ‘school’ I meant secondary school. Cliques and clique names were so in vogue, we’d pick out the first letter of each member’s name to form a catch name.
Then there were the funny friends/classmates we had. Who in one way or another made life memorable for us.
Here are 6 classes of school mates we each had in school:
1. Sicklers
These sets of mates were always sick. I’m beginning to wonder if they just wanted to sleep in more at the sick bay or eat double rations of food. Every week you’d find them in the sickbay.
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2. Dubbers
So your Biology teacher announces a test would hold in the next period. These guys never studied o, all they knew to do was tap you in the back then tell you to adjust so they could ‘dub’ from your sheet. If you didn’t, your life would never be the same.
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3. Sneakers
Ah, these guys were in and out of school like “Willy Willy.” They knew every trick in the book to sneak out of school. In some cases, today you’d notice them coming to school as day students, and tomorrow they’re back as boarding students.
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4. Pepperless
I knew a couple of students who’d join the pepperless table cos they got larger rations of food. Things we did in school just to fill up our bellies were darn hilarious.
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5. Hoarders
And these guys? I think they were the meanest sets of friends ever. Imagine it’s the end of term and everyone’s mad hungry. These guys had enough to feed an entire group of friends. But they’d hoard it and take it back home. Saying something like “I want to impress my parents.” Jeeze those provisions were meant to be eaten not taken home.
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6. Jackers
How many of y’all remember TDB? (Till Day Break) Awww, these sets of friends would burn candles during the whole terms but still come out with a Pass in exams? So why bother bro?
If we had the opportunity, we’d do it all over again with the same set of friends.

Friday, 24 June 2016

Some men sha!!! Who Is Pregnant Among This Husband And Wife? Caption This Photo

This picture featuring a pregnantwoman and her pot-bellied husband has gone viral after being used as a subject of ridicule online. A very good caption given to it by a twitter user is ;When your wife is pregnant with quadruplet and you decide to help by carrying two of d kids. This is serious lol.

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

Photos: Man shares how he used fake “juju” to safeguard his car from thieves after it developed fault

Simon Muleng Mwila from Zambia took to Facebook today to narrate how he used “African Anti Theft Method” to safeguard his car from thieves, after it developed a fault. 
What he wrote below:

Monday, 30 May 2016

Crazy Fashion : Check out This Woman’s Head Tie That’s Got Everyone Talking

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You Will Not Believe What this Couple Used in Cutting Their Wedding Cake in Benue (Photo)

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The groom gallantly wielding the sword
This couple were pictured cutting their wedding cake with a sword yesterday at a wedding reception in Benue State.
Reports have it that the groom is a soldier and probably wanted something different. A top commenter said this;

“The groom is an officer of the Boys Brigade, that’s a ceremonial sword”

Sunday, 29 May 2016

WTF!! See the Strange Vehicle Plate Number that Got People Talking (Photos)

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This vehicle was spotted in the Garki area of Abuja and a shocked social media user photographed it for public view.
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The vehicle’s plate number in question

A car owner in the Federal Capital Territory in Abuja was bold enough to put up a customized plate number which reads ‘Witch’.
This has prompted some social media users to insinuate the owner of the jeep could be the president of the witches in Nigeria.
Read the account of the news poster:
“So I was out walking with my friend yesterday’s evening when my eyes caught hold of what it could not help but call my entire attention to. A really cool customized licence plate with a pretty weird caption spotted near area 1 shopping centre.
As a curious mind I refused to pass and mind my business so, as my yeebo brothers would say: Just Negodu!”
See another photo:

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Saturday, 28 May 2016

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Sunday, 15 May 2016

‘Buhari is Trying to Christianise Nigeria!’- Comedian Ali Baba Shades Governor Ayo Fayose

Yesterday, the photos of President Buhari meeting with the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby,  sparked conversation on social media and one of those who spoke out was iconic comedian, Ali Baba.
The comedian posted the photos on his Instagram page and cheekily accused the president of trying to ‘Christianize’ Nigeria.
“Buhari is trying to Christianize Nigeria!!!! Look at these pictures,” he said, referencing the old notion that the President would Islamise Nigeria.
Recall that in February of this year, Governor Ayo Fayose, while speaking at an interdenominational thanksgiving in Port Harcourt, accused President Buhari of trying to Islamise the country, a claim he made after the photos of the President in Saudi Arabia surfaced. Gov Fayose called it the ‘big secret’ about the Buhari led, APC government, and said that the President will fail in that effort.
So, when the photos of the President and the Archbishop of Canterbury was published, Ali Baba shared same on Instagram with the subtle shade, and his fans caught on quickly.
                                       
                         
Source: Olisa TV

Friday, 6 May 2016

LMAO AHAHAHA Checkout Very funny collection of Mark Angel Comedy -YOUR MONEY and more (watch videos here)


Mark Angel comedy are out again with another funny episode of their comedy checkout the episodes below and laff your sorrow out
check videos below..






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Sunday, 1 May 2016

Happy New Month From Nigeria Blog's


As we celebrate our journey so far, we pray the Good lord guide and protect us in every of our endeavors, our families shall be blessed beyond our expectation In Jesus Name I Pray Amen!!!

Happy New Month From Nigeria Blog"s
Remain Blessed!!

Comedy Skit: The Condom

K finally wants to get down with the girl he likes..But she had to ask if he had a condom..What happened next is so Hilarious!

The Skit Features IK (Lead Character) , Wura (The Girl) , Benita (Pharmacist 1) , Anita (Pharmacist 2) , LOL (Father) among others.

WATCH – HD!! (Scroll down below)



Saturday, 30 April 2016

See Little Emmanuella rocking her Danshiki, so cute (see Photo)



see our most lovely little Comedienne that has made us laugh countless times? how does she look

IMAO: Hilarious Photo "Tiwa Open for Don Jazzy" (see Photos)




hehehehehehehehhehehe Social Media fenzy is not something you need to joke with the Saga about Tiwa and Tunji so far have make alot of people speechless and lot of graphic designer are already making some people smile with there crazy photo.... please do share

OMG!! see this Hilarious church poster, this will make your day (see photo)



After see this i stop and ask myself what are pastors turning into, are they encouraging us to Gamble or what?? please do use the share button after reading!!